Vehicles

Tank
Tank

Heavy armor, rapid firing extra-large-calibre gun, and ability to carry additionary weapons such as missiles and mines—all these features make tank the most universal combat vehicle.  It devoids of disadvantages and advantages, and features attractive ergonomic design brought by one famous design studio.  Originally, the vehicle had been named as “Tankus”, but military bureaucrats have cut it to “Tank” to save some ink.

To provide more strength and resistance to damage, tank frame is built of 100% pure castum ironium (0.5-meter technology process).  However, this unfortunately has its back side: the cockpit is really close and can fit no more than the only person (folded twice).  Because of such tightness, the pilot can only move two fingers; this is enough to fire, but movement is controlled purely by pilot’s mind.  Also lack of space disallows using of landing force and nuclear mines.

Shilka
Shilka

In response to rising patriotism and to let anyone to take part in combat, the tank had been modified.  This new vehicle is called Shilka and can carry a pack of preserved landing troops (taken from patriots, dissidents and political prisoners).

After the moulding, the tank frame is scraped out from the inside by assiduous factory workers; this enlarges the internal volume in twice.  This larger capacity allow fitting the standard rectangular block of preserved troops (ANSI standard no. 65535.1783.BT-PT-2008.54) or a pack of nuclear land mines.  However, thinning of the armor results in that Shilka cannot use heavy missile weapons.  This disadvantage is partially compensated with the second gun that doubles rate of fire.

Launcher
Launcher

Based on Willis army jeep and with use of some parts of children cars, the outstanding mobile, outstanding load-lifting, and simply outstanding missile launcher vehicle has been built in outstanding short time.  It supports the army with mobile attack force, and also top officers may hunt the deers on it.  The VIP modification of launcher is shipped with air freshener and uninterrupted source of country music.

Mortar
Mortar

As a result of never-ending combat operations, food stores have got overfull of captured food.  The food has begun to decay and blast, bringing horror, panic, and vermicelli among the civilian people.

The leading military researchers have seen new opportunities in this phenomenon; blasting food could make the army stronger!  A special combat vehicle called mortar has been developed specially for new food-based type of ammo.  Having extremely heavy armor, and because of huge load of food, mortar is slow and awkward; this however is balanced by its might and psychological effect on the enemy.

Buggy
Buggy

Light combat vehicle for shooting the low-flying and slow-falling targets.  To get the top manoeuvrability, the full metal case is replaced with one made of crumpled paper.  Buggy has a fast anti-aircraft machinegun.  Unfortunately, no other weapon can be mounted on it.  Officers love buggy because it gives them a chance to leave the battlefield quickly.

Airborne helicopter
Airborne helicopter

The full name of this vehicle is “Double-propellered airborne helicopter for support and farewell”.  It is used for supporting and bid farewells teh kamikaze troops.

The original design is brought by a director of one famous design studio.  He had once seen a thrilling episode of two helicopters ramming each other in the air.  The helis had collided, and their crews had fallen out.  The show had striken the young designer so heavily that as early as in 50 years he had built his own project of the airmorne helicopter and introduced it to the army.  The project had been approved and is now in production.

Bomber helicopter
Bomber helicopter

This is the main flying combat vehicle.  It is equipped with an infinite number of bombs and also has a course machinegun for shooting down sparrows, pigeons, and dogs that were thrown up.

“Worm” steam rocket boat
Rocket boat

According to government reverse conversion program, thousands of “Worm” tractors have been reconstructed and upgraded to combat sailing-and-steam cutters equipped with missile launchers.  These boats also have the cutting edge bedeviling system and the combat sailing made of dreadful sailcloth that fears the enemy and rises morale of allies.

Yelaw submarine
Submarine

This is a secret design.  Initially, it was intended to perform reconnaissance operations in Gobi desert—that is why this color is used.  A minor improvement of the submarine and use of kilotechnologies made launching of nuclear missiles possible.  In addition, color of ammo matches color of the sumbarine so nicely, and this makes a wife of the director of one famous design studio really happy.

Other vehicles

Many civilian and farming vehicles may help the experienced soldier.  Cars and school buses can be used for sneaking up to the enemy, which brings lots of new opportunitues.

Some farming machines can be used to eliminate enemy troops.

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